Monday, 20 February 2023

My Full Waifu Harem

I was thinking recently why have just one waifu when you can have a harem full of waifus, like a King (of Saudi Arabia), Sultan or Padishah.

Also, one note, since some characters on my list are complex and different people do understand them differently. Some would require a tl;dr to truly explain them. I have one for my favorite CC, but not for the others.

This is my full waifu harem. A simplified version without complicated waifus whose character require elaborate explanation to explain how I understand and interpret them can be found here (names and links only).

A completely simplified version with the most basic waifus I like and detailed descriptions for my reasons can be found here.

Finally, I did not add any new characters I like, as this post it too large already. Updatable list can be found here.

CC - Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion 


CC is my absolute favorite. I wrote many articles about her, explaining why. Here is link to a main one as well as a link to her ultimate gallery with annotations. It will take too much space to list it all here.


Beato - Umineko no Naku Koro ni


Beato does not start out as someone I can possibly like. However, as story develops, Beato changes into someone who risks her life to protect Battler from various adversity.

In the end of the day, I am cynical enough to date a homicidal monster, but only if that monster will only hurt my enemies and never myself. Beato, just like Roberta below, has just that quality. Story gives reasons why she would not turn on Battler himself.

Her back story full of intrigue, discrimination and abuse is relatable to me.

I will also link my full review of Umineko series.


Ikaros - Sora no Otoshimono


Ikaros is very cute and likeable girl. She is pretty, quiet, well behaved and willing to do anything to please her master. A perfect girl, if only all of them were like her the world would be heaven itself.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefourfivesixseveneight

Just like at these adorable puppy eyes. How can you not like her?


Roberta - Black Lagoon

but not Black Lagoon: Roberta's Blood Trial


Roberta is an interesting and complex character. She is not just another homicidal psycho as some people who fail to follow the plot make her out to be. What appeals to me personally is that she is utterly loyal to Garcia and will do anything to save him. I like that kind of loyalty in women. 

Also, she has nice matters. That: "where can I find my countrymen" is very awesome scene that shows she knows how to behave like a woman.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefourfive and six


Mei Misaki - Another


My type of nice, quiet, introverted girl. Misaki is ostracized by her classmates to avoid curse of class 3-3 that kills people. Because of that she is a complete loner with no friends. I am symphathetic to people like that. 

She has calm demeanor, reserved and quiet personality and rational thinking - a proper kudere.

I also like how she takes great care of Sakakibara and works hard to keep him safe.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwo


Enma Ai - Jigoku Shoujo



Enma Ai is quiet and timid, also nice and stylish. She is a proper kudere. However, she is more than that, I can relate to the events that led to her becoming Jigoku Shoujo. I can symphathise with her, I too often felt being sacrificed from some abstract common good. 

Finally, she can send my enemies to hell where they belong. I have a long list of grudges.


And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefourfivesixseveneight


Henrietta - Gunslinger Girl



Henrietta is both very girly and very obedient. She will do anything for Guise-san and I like that kind of loyalty in women. Also, she is very cute, girly and somewhat alouf. Finally, she can kill anything, as she is cybernetically enhanced killing machine. She is true mini-Roberta, rather than Fabiola.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothree





Akemi Homura - Puella Magi Madoka Magica

but not Puella Magi Madoka Magica the Movie: Rebellion


Akemi Homura is a very complex character. She initially appears to be a villain and a rather ruthless one at that. However, in reality she is a very loyal and devoted girl, who will do anything to save Madoka. The circumstances conspire against her and push her to the brink of mental breakdown. However, she continues to struggle against Kyubey and fate to save Madoka no matter the cost.

I find her both very likable and relatable. She is willing to sacrifice everyone and everything else for Madoka, the only one she cares for. I like women like that.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefourfivesix


Konan - Naruto Shippuden



Once again, my type of quiet, introverted but also caring and kind girl. Cute paper angel of Pain (Nagato). She actually did a lot for Nagato while they were kids, and he could not use Rinnegan much. Even when Nagato because fully accustomed to his Rinnegan, she stayed by his side to take care of him. 

She is generally a very kind and good-natured girl with a rather calm and cold exterior. Also, a proper kudere. Despite her good nature, Nagato is always most important person of her life.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: 
onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineten


Shanon - Umineko no Naku Koro ni



Shanon is nice, gentle, kind, caring and friendly. Not to forget she is maid and I like maids. (I do not subscribe to ShKanonTrice theory, so she is separately here.). She is surely much simpler girl compared to many others here, but I still like her. She sacrificed her life in episode 2 to protect George for example. Her backstory in episode 7 is compelling, but it somewhat contradicts her good-natured character. I interpret episode 7 as an attempt to frame Shannon for murders she did not commit.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefourfivesixseven



Nishizumi Miho - Girls und Panzer



Miho is nice kind, caring and friendly girl. She is supportive of her friends and can do a lot for them. She has cut short voluminous hair as well. She also into tanks.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefourfive



Miharu Sena Kanaka - Girls Bravo


Miharu is the original cute likable girl of anime. I think creators of Girls Bravo deliberately wanted to make a universally likable girl and they succeeded. She is gentle and caring. She is naive in a cute way. She wears maid-like black and white dress. Warm brown eyes and voluminous fluffy hair. What not to like.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefourfivesixseveneight



Riko - Gunslinger Girl




Riko is somewhat less girly than Henrietta, but she is not less loyal and probably even more obedient than her Social Agency colleagues. She looks girly enough for me and I value loyalty.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothree




Maple - Bofuri: I Don't Want to Get Hurt, so I'll Max Out My Defense



Maple is cute friendly and caring person. She protects her friends and risks her life. She is clutz and airhead in a cute way, but she is actually capable of taking care of herself. She eats raw poisonous hydra, while its still alive and endures other hardships and privations. Very likable person.

Also, she is the better Shield Hero.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: 
onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnine




Yin - Darker than Black




She is called doll in show and only a little bit more alive than a literal doll. She hardly even moves around or expresses any thought or emotions. 

However, I like girls like that. Yin gives me sense of peace and security. I can trust an inanimate object or a doll like girl.

Also, she is an epitome of Yin principle (Yin/Yang thing). She is so completely passive; you can do anything with her. As a man, I am uniquely attracted to it.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: 




Tsukasa Hiiragi - Lucky Star




Tsukasa is adorable, innocent clutz girl. A true dandere. Her name a little bit of issue as I have a male friend with that name. However, Tsukasa pictured above is cute, vulnerable and likable. 

Lucky Star in generally a show that showcases inside of the otaku (anime fans) culture. Complete weebs prefer Kona-chan, Tsundere fans Kagami and most normal people either Tsuakasa or Miyuki (listed below here) or Kanata (Kona-chan mom).

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefourfive



Miyuki - Lucky Star



Miyuki-pedia is gentle, kind, well-mannered and very intelligent girl. She does not get as much screentime as the other three and does not have over-the-top moe feel of Tsukasa (listed above), but she is very likable, nonetheless.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwo



Haruna - KanColle



First of the shipfus, waifus based on WWII era Japanese warships. Haruna is likable, kind, gentle, supportive and optimistic. She is best of Kongo-class battleships. She looks cute too.  

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefourfive



Haguro - KanColle



Another shipfu. Haguro is nice, kind and caring person. She always puts others before herself. One guy even married her in game many times over. I sure understand his feelings.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefourfive



Hagikaze - KanColle



Hagikaze gets best picture collection award. One character where you just search for pictures and absolute majority of them are good and likable. Just look at her adorable warm full of love eyes, notice her insecure sexy demeanor and see it all. Most of them are drawn by the same artist though. 

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like:
onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnine



Inazuma - KanColle



Inazuma is cute and adorable. Famous of constantly saying 'nanodesu'. A cliche but it works and makes her more endearing.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwo




Jintsu - KanColle


Jintsu is one of the lesser known shipfus. However, that is a shame as she is reserved, well mannered, self-sacrificial and will do a lot for the Admiral.

Biography on MAL

Just one extra picture of her.




Shimakaze - KanColle



Shimakaze is one of the fan favorites, but there is a good reason for that. Her skimpy outfit is indeed sexy. Her personality is somewhat questionable, but nothing I dislike in particular. Her good qualities include aloufness and quietness.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothree



Clare - Claymore



This one is another complicated choice that requires further explanation. Clare maybe a tough warrior and a half-moster. However, she is also very attached and utterly loyal to Raki. She does The Organization's bidding even if she understands that they are simply using her and will not hesitate to dispose of her. This kind of altruistic nature is something I like in women. 

She has nice personality as well. She prefers to stay in background rather than attract attention. She is flexible and adapts to situations. She is not obnoxious or annoying in any way.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothree




Syaro Kirima - Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka? (Gochiusa)


Syaro is very cute and likable poor little girl. Her fear of rabbits and bunnies makes her all the cuter and endearing. Also, she wears maid uniform with bunny ears. Al of of good qualities in one character.

Also, she has insecure reserved personality, that makes her all the more endearing.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefourfivesix




Mako Reizei - Girls und Panzer


Mako Reizei is cute little sleepy antisocial girl, who is smart and does not like to wake up. We share both our intellectuality and laziness. That is why I am sympathetic to her. Also, I can live with her laziness and sleepiness. If she is lazy herself, she will have no issues that I am as well.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefourfivesix




Akari - Byousoku 5 Centimeter





Byousoku 5 Centimeter is one of my favorite anime, and almost the only one that is purely about romance between one man and one woman. Akari is the reason for it. She makes for a perfect wife and gf. She is caring and devoted, just like a wife should be. Qualities severely lacking in "modern" girls. 

Pictures I could find do not do her justice. However, it's not her appurtenance, that made me like her, but her personality.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwo




Moyoko Gotou - Girls und Panzer



Girls und Panzer has many good girls and Moyoko is one of them. She is nice and quiet one, she managed to put up with Sodoko as one her subordinates. of the hall monitors. That alone shows that she has patience and endurance to life and work under shitty people. A quality every girl needs.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefour




Mami Tomoe - Puella Magi Madoka Magica



Mami did not went through the same problems as Homura. She died too fast to show much of her character. However, what we got to see shows that she is responsible, well-mannered and gentle girl. She does not have any qualities I do not like, so that works for me.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefour




Ren - DearS



I like Ren because she is aloof, shy and utterly devoted to Takeya. She will do anything he wants. Also, she wears chocker. 

Her naive cluelessness makes her all the more endearing. Girls should not know stupid things such as feminism, that only ruin them. They must know that they exist to serve please and obey men. They should not get distracted from their only purpose with some toxic ideas, such as feminism. Ren does not get distracted, and I love her for that.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefour




Fran - Tensei Shitara Ken Deshita


Fran is nice and likable girl. She is calm and does not talk much. She is aloof but does not cause trouble with it. Dandere type. She is devoted to a Shishou even if he is just a sword. 

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefourfive




Lynne - Strike Witches

Girls of Strike Witches are generally likable, but Lynne is somewhat better than the rest. She is shy insecure and girly. She thinks she is worthless and ready to help others. The kind of girl I like.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothree




Lain Iwakura - Serial Experiments Lain



Lain is one of the stranger choices, but I can relate to her on many levels, that is why I can get along with her. Lain is a timid, quiet, antisocial computer tech minded girl. She spends her time tinkering with hardware and software as well as browsing net. I too spend time in much the same way. I also feel that outside world messes unduly mess with my life, and I try to resist it.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefourfivesix




Chino - Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka? (Gochiusa)



Chino is another girl from Gochiusa that I like. She is small, quiet, shy and devoted. She is responsible enough to take care of cafe. She does not mess her duties. She said: "Trees are good because they are not moving." Girls are also good when they stay on their purpose and do not drift into some strange ideologies like feminism.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefourfivesix




Maiya Hisau - Fate/Zero



Maiya is another example of a girl, who understands her place. She serves Kiritsugi loyally and does anything he wants. Overall, she is quiet, obedient and devoted girl. 

She can kill enemies too. Would is not united into some hivemind. People have friends and enemies. It's important that girl understand how to protect friends and allies from danger. However, she must also fight against enemies. Maiya fights against those whom her Master calls enemies and protects those whom he calls friends. 

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefourfivesixseven




Ellis - El Cazador de la Bruja



Ellis is a strange girl, but she is nice and likable. She is cute kind of weird. Autistic may be. However, she seems trusting enough and would probably be willing to follow me wherever unquestionably and without complaints.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothree




Yukari - Girls und Panzer




Many like Yukari, but there is a good reason for that. She is loyal, resourceful and useful. She will do anything for a team and fulfill the roles other would not take. She also has great respect for Miho. She is a perfect follower, as a girl should be.

Biography on MAL

Another picture of her that I like.




Hyuuga Hinata - Naruto and Naruto: Shippuden 

but not Boruto: Naruto Next Generation



Back in the heydays of Naruto Hinata was everyone's favorite girl. There is a good reason for that. Hinata is very loyal, devoted and sympathetic girl. She is shy, but in a likable way: in a way that will make you want to hug and fuck her.

She has Byakugan but low talent in ninjitsu, despite that she trains hard to be with Naruto. She will risk her life to save him.

Biography on MAL

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwo




Ranko Mannen - Akiba Maid Wars


I like Ranko. She is serious, focused, organized and disciplined. A good example of kudere. However, she is also very loyal and willing to sacrifice for things she cares about. Girls should be willing to sacrifice for their Master.

Also, she is maid and I like maids.


And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwo





Ran Mao - Black Butler


For those who do not know who she is, she is the assistant of Lao, the leader of Green Gang. He normally hugs her as he sits in his armchair and talks business with Ciel Phantomhive. She is quiet, sexy doll like girl who is loyal to her master. She died fighting for him, when Lao's and Ciel's interests clashed.


And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwo




Yui Hirasawa - K-On! and K-On!!


She is the better guitar playing girl that Bocchi the Rock. Warmer, cuter, gentler, kinder, sexier. She is a little bit of an airhead, but she is nice and harmless enough. These warm kind eyes cannot lie. She truly cares for you me.

She is not really a loner, but quite the nerd, guitar nerd.


And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefourfivesix




Hitori Bocchi - Hitoribocchi no Marumaru Seikatsu


Another better Bocchi. This one does not play the guitar, but she is very nice, pitiful and harmless. You can really symphathize with her. She is wife and dating material, just like any other girl on this list.


And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothree




Mio Akiyama - K-On! and K-On!!


Yui bandmate. Mio is very shy, afraid of all sorts of things and very cure. She also responsible enough to do hard things for the band. What not to like.


And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefourfive




Mayushi - Steins;Gate


"Mayushi agrees". Mayushi is cute and timid, but she is also kind and caring. A dandere. She helps the Hounin and the team with what she can and does not complain much. She is quiet, but warm and comforting, very important qualities for a girl. Overall, a very good girl.


And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefourfive




Noel Kannagi - Sora no Woto


Noel is quiet, antisocial and tech savvy. She mostly works on the walking tank and rarely talks to anyone. She is nice kudere example. She has overall Mako Reizei's vibe.


And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothree




M4A1 - Dolls Frontline


We not only have shipfus, but we also have raifus. Rifle-waifus based on existing firearms. In general, there are many anime characters based on all sort of things. 

Out of raifus, depicted in Dolls Frontline anime, M4A1 is the most likeable. She is warm friendly and supportive of other raifus. She puts other before herself and more supports her fireteam than leads them, just the way. I like girls.

And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefour




Super Soniko - SoniAni: Super Sonico The Animation


Another girl in the band who is better than Bocchi the Rock. Her anime and band are rather shit, but she herself is a very likable character.  She is timid, insecure, intelligent. She is also kind and cute. 

She wears headphones all the time, promotion of the headphones maybe, but they do make her cuter.


And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwo




CZ2128 Delta - Overlord


ChiZu is quiet, aloof and antisocial. She is very loyal to Lord Ainz and has no flaws. A literal killing machine. However, I do like my girls like that.

Also, she is maid and I like maids.


And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefour




Rem - Re:Zero


I will say straight that I did not watch Re;Zero and do not want to. Show about Subaru's suffering is not something I would enjoy.

However, Rem is very special for me. Her warm, kind smile and gentle eyes show that she is a very kind and caring girl. Just the kind that I like. These eyes cannot lie, just like with Yui above.

Also, Rem is maid and I like maids. Maid's roles represent everything, girl should be in a relationship. What better way to showcase it, than to wear a maid outfit.


And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefour




2B - Nier:Automata


Technically Nier is not an anime they made it into anime, but 2B is a fine example of cute adorable woman. She is very loyal and obedient. She does her duty and serves the mankind.

She wears little sexy black dress with stockings and a blindfold. She has cute voluminous shoulder-length hair. Appearance wise she is one of the best in this list. I like colour black and I think its sexy when girls wear it.

A perfect fusion of appearance and personality.


And a number of links to good pictures of her, that I like: onetwothreefourfive




Conclusion

That was a very long post and that is not all the waifus I have in my harem. My harem of course house only the finest waifus. The ones I listed here can give you the idea what a good girl is like. They are like those above as well as other waifus in my harem. 

Lo and behold what a date-able woman are like.

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